What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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