I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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