"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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