it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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