Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
