Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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