i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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