Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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