Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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