is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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