he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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