I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
where are my pants?
in the oven.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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