CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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