No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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