that's an acceptable place to lick
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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