I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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