I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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