I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I puked a lego.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Who died my cat blue again?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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