That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
