"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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