how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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