I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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