I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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