Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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