No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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