just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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