I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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