I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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