you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
