arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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