I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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