what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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