we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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