Moan for me like Helen Keller
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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