so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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