let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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