Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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