There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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