I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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