Have you finally orgasmed yet?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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