About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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