You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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