Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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