Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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