I wanna bring you to show and tell
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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