He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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