I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
