so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I need to stop coming to work sober
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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