On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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