I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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