Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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