just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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