They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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